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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

When animals are infected or sick they get avoided by their species, when a human gets infected we appoit them to lead the protection against infections and disease....

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps the thinking is that he has experience?

... Who am I kidding there's no thinking

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 6 points 2 days ago

It's the master plan of the worm

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The work will lead us!

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. He’s literally a host for the parasite that’s why he doesn’t want us to get measles vaccines and a plethora of other things. Birth control might kill the vectors once they’re in. He’s literally a member of the”The Faculty”

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would explain why it looks like his outer shell is deteriorating

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] pero@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was that whole conspiracy theory that some of the billionaires are lizard people, now we got cricket people too

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Lizard people have gotta eat.

[–] pero@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

Time for a NatGeo style documentary - cricket people vs lizard people

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

More of a locust really, he and his ilk.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a whole weird theory that toxoplasmosis was also driving a bunch of human behaviour?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Kitty be hella cute though

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You can lead a horsehair worm to water.

But you don't need to.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Wouldnt be surprised to find out hes been an insect all along

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

'Poopydoopycaca Creek' is making me giggle uncontrollably.