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Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
Being the boss
Saving the world a lot.
I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.
Death by giant space hamster.
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
alone and unknown :')
In world war IV, I'd say.
Hmm. That's a sad way to go.
After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.
On an intelligent journey.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.
Not at all I guess?
Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy
well ...
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
I would not be the only one
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.
Syphallis
Sailing. I guess an accident
Chronic disease took its final toll
In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
I died doing what I loved, making art.
I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it
By becoming a libertarian techno-warlord who dies when my company owned city state invades the nation of disney.
Regretfully.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
Fighting
Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer
I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
Not sure it's a secret
Genetic engineering gone wrong
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
