Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
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Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
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On an intelligent journey.
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Being the boss
Not at all I guess?
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Not sure it's a secret
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