I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
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Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
My nemesis showed up.
beaten to death with a hoe
A human centipede but made of weasels
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Suicide.
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
Someone wants me dead
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
I literally have no idea.
That's a good question...
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
Napping with a kat?
I get murder suicided
anonymously
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
Yokai
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
In a blaze of TexMex
Having the time of my life
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
So many ways...
Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Killed by giant snake.
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity