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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

collapsed inline media

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

My nemesis showed up.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A human centipede but made of weasels

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 days ago

Suicide.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

by having a magic spell cast on me I guess

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Someone wants me dead

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I literally have no idea.

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

That's a good question...

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.

Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.

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[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"

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[–] imnapr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Napping with a kat?

[–] Wobble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I get murder suicided

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

anonymously

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Knowing my luck, probably cancer.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Yokai

[–] tonntaalainn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.

[–] YoloBurrito@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

In a blaze of TexMex

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having the time of my life

[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/0Wf5nFbA_YM

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So many ways...

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Killed by giant snake.

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

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