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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Excrubulently.

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

collapsed inline media

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well...

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

oh oh... I'm in danger.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.

If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.

[–] Dramasquared@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A human centipede but made of weasels

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

[–] Wobble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I get murder suicided

[–] imnapr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Napping with a kat?

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've played enough roguelikes I'm primed to expect an excruciatingly detailed accounting of my own death now. Unfortunately, that's not mentioned in any religion.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.

Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.

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[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

That's a good question...

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Having the time of my life

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.

[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/0Wf5nFbA_YM

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Snakebite

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

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[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Someone wants me dead

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

by having a magic spell cast on me I guess

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

🤷‍♂️

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No doubt, it would be an epic tale.

[–] magnetichuman@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Taking a stroll past the knife factory.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

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