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[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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Death by snusnu

[–] Dramasquared@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

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[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Excrubulently.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Knowing my luck, probably cancer.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

anonymously

[–] Wobble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

I get murder suicided

[–] imnapr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Napping with a kat?

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"

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[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.

Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.

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[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

That's a good question...

I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Someone wants me dead

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

by having a magic spell cast on me I guess

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

🤷‍♂️

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No doubt, it would be an epic tale.

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell

Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I literally have no idea.

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] tonntaalainn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland

[–] DeadlyMau5@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] YoloBurrito@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

In a blaze of TexMex

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] curry@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

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