I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
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beaten to death with a hoe
Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw
Some kind of internet last stand.
Death by snusnu
I run away from it, but it finally catches up.
Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".
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Weird ... Is what I'd say
Excrubulently.
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
anonymously
I get murder suicided
Napping with a kat?
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
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A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
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That's a good question...
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.
Someone wants me dead
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
by having a magic spell cast on me I guess
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
mildly, nothing extreme
King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.
I literally have no idea.
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
Yokai
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
In a blaze of TexMex
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
Very delicious and spicy as intended.
Doxxed by H3?