At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
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Mind control cereal
Some catty wampas, likely.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Tree fall maybe?
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Alcoholism.
Obesity, and bounciness.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
No idea
No idea
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Just broke.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
quickly
Cat.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Impressively.
In the dark.
Struck by railgun fire.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Well shit.
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
A human centipede but made of weasels
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
My nemesis showed up.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.