this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 46 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 16 points 13 hours ago

I've seen worse tbh.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Looks fine to me, just needs another coat of paint.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that we repost this post?

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

I dunno guys, it might just be cake

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Don't use feces for anything load bearing.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago

Poop has been used historically as a building material (eg wattle and daub) and is fine for load bearing applications provided you do the math.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago
[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, that's a sharp pencil

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

It's mechanical

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago

Nothing a little ducktape won't fix

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The person in the photo needs to cut their nails.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Why?

We live in the age of madness and disdain, I feel like having a bunch of little stabby things on the end of your fingers can be useful. Also more useful for digging without a tool.

This is, of course, spoken by someone who bites their nails.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Look man some of us

Forget ok

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 1 points 22 minutes ago

lmao don't worry we're not alone, I was just being a little shit in spirit of the post :)

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Rotten wood in some sort of wooden structure, probably load carrying.

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] eldain@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure, looks like a pencil, but the sharpened edge doesn't check out.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a Papermate Sharpwriter. A mechanical pencil that you advance the lead by twisting the end

(Yes I know this is a joke thread, but for those who genuinely want to know)

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[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago (4 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Meh, they're ok. There's a spring inside that makes it have some "give" when writing so you're less likely to break the lead. Eraser is ok quality. It's a thicker lead too (0.7 iirc). They are meant to be disposable though which is dumb, although you can force it open and refill it if you're stubborn about it.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

They're useful for when you need to write a long way in pencil without the line getting fat or taking time to sharpen. Like maybe an essay exam in bluebooks. Its been a long time but iirc there's room inside for extra leads and maybe also a spare eraser.

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Adam Savage likes them so much he has at least one maybe two videos on his channel dedicated to them.

The fact they're disposable mechanical pencils annoys me, but they are decent writers with a good eraser. You can buy them in packs of 20 for a few bucks.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

This is a good one ...

But I've yet to see a post made out of actual shit