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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 89 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

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[–] thebluehood_380@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Now that’s an updated meme. Shiny. Updated for 202x

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 18 hours ago

Too many pixels!

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The original was from 1997. Maybe it was about time we switched to an updated version.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Not a generated shitgloss version. Anything but a generated shitgloss version.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

There's also the official Lemmy UI emoji

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Just start typing :pikachu: and select it from the dropdown.

[–] thebluehood_380@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 points 16 hours ago

Why would you think that based on what he’s been saying? Idiots.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 9 points 13 hours ago

Perhaps someone should define this term racist that they keep hearing much about.

Racist :

adjective

characterized by or showing prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. "we are investigating complaints about racist abuse"

noun

a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. "he has been targeted by vicious racists online"

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As a brown person.... Lol for him

Who could have known... Unless they listened to anything Trump said

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

I have some sympathy for low information voters - a whole party and propaganda mechanism was moving behind the scenes with outreach to each community smoothing and re interpreting what he was saying specifically for any number of audiences - “he doesn’t mean this, he means this”. He’s a joker and a comedian he doesn’t mean x, he only means y.

To the poor he promised cheaper eggs. To the arabs to stop Israel’s war. To the hispanics to deport only the criminals. To the blacks jobs and security. To the whites to put them on top. To the unions better pay. If there was a lie to be told to a group of people he said it and if he didn’t the mechanism that was talking to that demographic did.

So it was a pick your own adventure - made you feel like you were on the inside, they’re slowly realising they were the mark of the con.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 16 points 19 hours ago

They don't listen to what he says. They listen to what they want to hear.

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I work with a lot of legal hispanic folks in a deep red state. They all voted for him. Now they are all afraid of this exact thing happening. I'm probably the only person in my office that voted Harris.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do you rub their noses in it at all? Because I know I would.

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Call ICE and let them sort it out

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

Every person who has this “realization” that trump will be bad for them deserves to be smacked by everyone who wants to.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Let me list all the problems I have with Trump voters being deported:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

The problem I have is if they do it to one group… they’ll do it to everyone.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

welcome to the world you voted for. this little detour accompanied by some humiliation, light petting and bondage, may not be your only one. enjoy!

Absolutely zero sympathy whatsoever. This is the “find out”.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

77 million more stories like this one, please.

[–] Gigameister@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Not like everyone was shouting to the airwaves this was going to happen.

I don't care if he's brown, black, Chinese or wherever from. If someone deserves it, it's people like him.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

🤦‍♂️

(I have no words...)

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Since you're out of words I'll just leave a few here for you:

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Two in the thoughts. One in the prayer.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 3 points 12 hours ago

Damn wish they would have just reported him anyway.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Seems like a lack of loyalty. Needs to support him even harder, and offer up his children to be taken away, too. And then brag about it. Why change course now?