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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

The original was from 1997. Maybe it was about time we switched to an updated version.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Not a generated shitgloss version. Anything but a generated shitgloss version.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

There's also the official Lemmy UI emoji

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Just start typing :pikachu: and select it from the dropdown.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Cries in mobile…