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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 14 points 3 hours ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol