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Ukrainian advance, low on grenades, resorts to Beehives - RFU News (www.youtube.com)

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

This is why I hate English.