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First of all, Welcome! I'm genuinely glad you decided to join!

That said,

Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.

Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like "dead" or "sex" that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.

Thank you.

Fuck.

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[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.

Free Luigi!

Suck my dick!

Fuck.

[–] EchoCT@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I checked. He's good. Fucker.

[–] Patnou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This would be important if a mod mate this post but OP is just a rando.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is not a single piece of profanity in this entire post, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CreativeCider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

And a merry fucking welcome to you as well!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

And sexy sex images!

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Fuck.

Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.

but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦‍♀️.

[–] kat@orbi.camp 6 points 1 day ago

Lmfuckingaooo

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE CONCEALING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don't make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it’s explained in book 6 and 7 of Harry Potter that Dumbledore lives a lonely life where he kills what he loves and enriches the lives of those he sees as lesser. His story is akin to Harrison Bergeron, but far less sympathetic as he was a gay nazi in the 40sShit

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[–] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

also, call out trolls and shills - lemmy doesn’t have inauthentic behavior detection mechanisms, and it’s really easy to evade bans by creating accounts on a dozen instances.

If they act like a troll, fair enough to call them a troll.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I don’t see any swearing in that message, will have to remove it.

Also: fuck

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Also, you can view the moderation history for literally every comment and every user, yay transparency.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago

Lets not get too crazy bröther.

Long live luigi tho

[–] jared@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're lacking swear words though.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He fucking got you.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

No wait, fuck me.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god. If I have to keep reading “unalive”…. fuck that dude. That starting popping up on reddit a lot out of nowhere.

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[–] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.

Always remember that Saint Luigi loves you.

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[–] LemmyTwinks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Fucking hell yeee bitch

It's the internet

Yes you can fucking swear

Goddamn

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My fucking kinda place! Fuck yeah 👍

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Part of free speech is being allowed to self censor yourself if you like.

So fucking do it if you w***.

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[–] Glory_of_Fire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are you forking kidding me?

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Thanks, and fuck you too!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Welcome any new users! We've got memes on deck at !memes@lemmy.world and if you're a programmer of some kinds we got !programmer_humor@programming.dev to scratch that itch and be sure to drop a shit(post) off at !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world or if you want SCIENCE and memes head over to the wonderful !science_memes@mander.xyz or if you just want regular SCIENCE mander.xyz is full of sciency comms like !science@mander.xyz and !astronomy@mander.xyz . !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone is also nice this time of year, but you'll have to post before you can leave.

We're not without our cons though, biggest problem we have are probably the Tankies, but here they're mostly on the Tankie Triad lemmy.ml, lemmygrad and hexbear. For most instances you only have to worry about .ml, but on Lemmy you can do a personal instance wide block if you'd rather just not deal with them. If you want to see what they get up to from a safe distant check !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

Lemmy.cafe is an instance that blocks the entire Tankie Triad

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (7 children)

What you're not going to give a call out to the second best conservative community on Lemmy?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes !conservative@sh.itjust.works for if you want to poke at the few Lemmy conservatives

Or the #1 Lemmy conservative comm (if you want to meme about them) !conservative@lemmy.world

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Shit fire! SMCF on my thread? in this economy?

yall this here's a bona fide minor lemmy celebrity!

in my own home?

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[–] EchoCT@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry about the .ml comment he made. Most people who try to use tankie as an insult can't define it anyway. Also, free Luigi. Fuck.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

You're a good cunt, you know that?

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck you I'll see you tomorrow

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

It's like a fucking forum for adults!

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Can I say "I hope Elon Musk dies and I can have sex with his corpse"?

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Its never about the pleasure, its about the desecration. Alright, sometimes the pleasure. Tag team with Luigi though?

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[–] Theonetheycall1845@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Fuck shit cocksucker asshole

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