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It's with great honor, I inform you all that I've finally been Nicoled. I thought I was left out for a minute there

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too late. We having a baby next week

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

What a coincidence, we too!

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's good to see Lemmy's mythos expanding.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please file Nicole between “Beans” and “Trying not to Poop”

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

.........you want to digest Nicole?

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago

Seriously, I'm starting to think all these accounts who keep reposting the spammers message as "look it happened to me too" are also part of the spam campaign.

[–] Blaze@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe we should create a dedicated community

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What's keeping you ? (before you return the question, I can't I'm still left-out)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nice ! Have you invited Nicole ??

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Can’t since she usually gets banned immediately lol. Good riddance.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Blaze@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's about time! I've wanted to buy a European for years but never knew where to look

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Poland is in the EU bro...

[–] gon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WHEN WILL SHE COME FOR ME!?!?! WHY MUST I REMAIN ALOOOOONE!!!!!?!?!?!?!

[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 8 points 1 day ago

Be patient like I was. Love will always prevail, buddy.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

THE FEDIVERSE CHICK???! Wow. I heard she hardly ever messages ANYONE with this. Truely a rare message indeed.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 22 hours ago
[–] hankskyjames777@thebrainbin.org 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You're not alone, it's not just Lemmy users pwned, coming in from an MBin user from 4 weeks ago:

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AFAIK he's on http://lonestarlemmy.mooo.com/ while the picture's on http://lemmings.world/

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[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your comment is literally the only comment I can see on this post. Looks like my instant is just stingy or something. I'm gonna need to look for a new instant. I've been replying to folks from the notification panel and it sucks

[–] hankskyjames777@thebrainbin.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could use "Open in original instance" feature or something called that to see the other comments on this thread

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[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, there's not that big a difference between Mbin and Lemmy when it comes down to it. Nicole is the Fediverse Chick, after all.

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[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think I'm sitting on her fourth message already.

See you later, virgins

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago

Same. Thanks to an Mbin glitch "she" even sent me a second message from an account I'd already blocked 🤣

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[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

To those of you as admins on Mastodon, adding a very basic CAPCHA stops it auto creating accounts.

I have a local mastodon that we maintain.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Nicole into beans? Or beef stroganoff?

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Wait! This is a thing? I got a message from her a few days ago. I never heard of her before. What’s the story?

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So I guess 'Nicole' is a bot or something? Feeling FOMO

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 day ago

spam bot. tho there is a funny timeline where she's legit, just really excited about the fediverse, and all us are clowning her for it

[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup. Someone is trolling the whole feeiverse it looks like.

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[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 hours ago

I haven't got this one yet. I want one with the new picture! I feel left out

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

Does she ever change her age or has Nicole been 29 this whole time (I assume this has been going on for awhile)? Also, everytime I see the feddie baddie I am now reminded of Nicole337 from youtube. What a time.

hey guys its nicole

Hear it everytime.

When I am trying to sleep.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I need to own the copy right for my Nicoled™ term.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, it would be a trademark, I think. NAL.

[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 16 hours ago

Can you tell I don't know shit about stuff like that? 😂

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

shut up already about this scam

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got it maybe 2 months ago, then got it another time last week!

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[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do we really need to post spam here?

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too, just yesterday. I'm in the club!

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Congrats, when's the baby due?

[–] penquin@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 day ago

Next week. You know, we are rats

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Damn now I kinda wish I hadn’t deleted mine lol

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