TheGiantKorean

I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.

I bet they used waterfall.

Woops! Thanks.

Metal as fuck. I love it.

You know those people who claim to be able to make their partner orgasm without even touching them? I get it now.

Like 4 days, but I was LARPing and I was a sweaty, stinky mess from running around the entire time.

That is scarier to me than the fast zombies.

So this is pretty neat:

https://www.science.org/content/article/born-run-early-endurance-running--may-have-evolved-help-humans-chase-down-prey

Humans aren't good at running fast, but we are good at running for a long time for long distances, so it's thought that we would just run after things until they got tired.

So like you know how people in horror movies would run and then look over their shoulder and Jason is somehow still there?

Yeah, that's not cool at all. Gotta mean it if you're gonna say it.

I told my team to decline meetings they don't think they should be in. If they're really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

MY DEFLECTOR DISH IS TOOOO BIIIIG