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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
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Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...
Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ya!?
I mean, Willem Dafeo is such a legend... I think you'd be surprised at how many people prefer character over looks...