IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004
this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.
We've ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.
She probably loves to honky-tonk
That's what i said!
Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm
Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time
Must have been the wind...
Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different
That's on you. I'd rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck
I know the snail, but not the Gorilla
Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days
Haven't heard those in a while, is it trending again?
Probably on Reddit
so, no
harambe? (may god rest his soul)
Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016
What is this
Look up "immortal snail"
But the gorilla?
Something something "x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed"
I think.
Harambe
No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.
As a show of solidarity for the fallen.
If my dick is out, I've already won.
So have i
I am online.
✅ network interface available
✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
✅ use a search engine
✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla
Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading
All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous
Soon!