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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago (3 children)

IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Must have been the wind...

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She probably loves to honky-tonk

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's what i said!

Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 days ago

Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's on you. I'd rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haven't heard those in a while, is it trending again?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Probably on Reddit

so, no

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

harambe? (may god rest his soul)

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something something "x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed"

I think.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If my dick is out, I've already won.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Wait! That's no snail! Oh no! It's Shia LeBouf!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am online.

✅ network interface available
✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
✅ use a search engine
✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla

Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading

[–] ILaughBecauseFunny@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago

All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous