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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

the hysterical part is the guy (presumably with the lost member) trying to lure the cat with a fish. Trade?

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering the subject, time period (1555) and origin (Germany, as indicated by language), it is presumably Protestant propaganda.

I did not expect that

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AwCl4jr9w

3.word slogans are old as fuck and still going strong

[–] Bz1sen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, it's obviously pussy eats dick. People have always been naughty.

[–] Tonuka@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that pun doesn't work in german. it's about good friday where catholics are only allowed to eat fish (look at the left)

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Muschi" works for both in German, although it probably a bit antiquated by now. The question is though, if that was also the case back then.

[–] Bz1sen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes my grandpa was calling my grandma muschi all the time in the sense of kitty. Was too funny.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The politician Stoiber called his wife "Muschi" publicly too.

Only thing I remember about him other than his famous Transrapid speech.

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Casual blunder. You gotta watch out for the penis stealing cats.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm glad cats don't do that anymore.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I've gotta quit leaving my packer out.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

OMG that reminds me of the Tumblr post about a kid noticing the packer became loose and said it was because he didn't eat his greens

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

For now. Their day will come again

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Primus - Detachable Penis (no virus).mp3.exe - 0:01 min

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. It happens all the time. It's detachable

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Penis > fish.

I agree, but I might be biased.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

i should call her

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"come on take this fish and give back the king's penis"

"NO"

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Shit, I specifically came into these comments to post this specific video. You are definitely one of the good ones 🤣

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That cat looks part weasel.

[–] Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a scene from Reynaert the fox It’s arguably the most amazing text that survived in medieval Dutch. Earliest versions date back to the 13th century.

It’s full of trickery and very dark humor.

Here’s a more recent depiction of the scene:

collapsed inline mediaKlokkenspel

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

New tattoo design just dropped