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This is a real thing I do. It feels weird if the weight of the carton isn't evenly balanced when I take it from the fridge.

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[–] MikeOxlong@lemm.ee 71 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to this I am chaotic neutral, not sure what that means? I aim to balance the weight evenly, when pulling out of the fridge, the carton stays level.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I use Lawful Good for the same reason. Both keep the center of weight in the middle, but your method is more evenly distributed.

[–] fakir@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

I'm chaotic good. Balanced haphazardly and without order.

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

There is always a relevant xkcd.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Chaotic good here.

Yep, I'm an Autist.

... Also had a mom with pretty severe OCD, so I always remember that 'good enough is good enough', in scenarios like this.

EDIT:

... Also also, I find the lawful evil solution to be utterly diabolical and actually makes me angry just being exposed to it conceptually... which I guess does make sense, opposite sections of the chart.

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[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago

My wife insists on true neutral and I can't think of a worse way of doing it. I try to counterbalance with lawful good whenever I have eggs, bit I'm always playing catch up...

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I disagree with most of those. Lawful neutral is evil for example, as it imbalances the carton away from the hinge.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Knowing Randall, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually got his own DnD group, or conducted some sort of poll, where he actually asked people already in certain alignment categories to describe their own egg carton balancing patterns... or lack thereof.

That would come closer to the actual alignments self representing...

But also I have no idea, this is just my head canon now rofl.

[–] amedd69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Per this example I'm lawful good

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

it's just sensible. if you take from one end, you run the risk of unexpectedly grabbing the 'light end' and accidentally dropping the partial carton on the floor next time you take it out of the fridge.

[–] don@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

So always put the heavy (short, not long) end facing the door, so you always grab the heavy end, and never have this problem.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You try to take the egg carton out of the fridge and it's unbalanced ONE TIME...

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The problem now is living with someone who doesn’t do this and then you expect it to be balanced because you take the time and effort to be precise as a show of appreciation for the others around you so they don’t befall the same fate that YOU now must suffer as you discover the eggs are now unbalanced and they spill all over the floor, because they didn’t happen to hyper focus these exact thoughts and how could they be so inconsiderate after you put in so much effort to focus on this to prevent this exact situation

Bro life is too exhausting wtf

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Eggs all over the floor! Especially if the carton is also not quite hooked shut, or slightly creased.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I do this and I am not austic.

I might have picked it up from this guy.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is a common sense thing. If you don't balance the mass the next time you pull it out of the fridge there's a good chance the imbalance causes the carton to twist or to bang it on something on the way out.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

If your carton can physically do that, then either your carton is paper and not carton, or your eggs have stones inside them.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I’m not autistic or OCD, and I do this too. It’s just common sense and mildly entertaining.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is he Adrian Monk's cousin?

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

Huh... I do this too. I like the box to be balanced when I take it outta the fridge.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I do also balance the carton. Not always absolute symmetry but don't want someone to drop them.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I do this because the weight distribution is even so i don’t drop the carton when grabbing it out of the fridge again

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Or you just put the heavy end facing the door of the refrigerator so you always are picking up the heavy end and not the empty end. It should be that way anyways if you're putting the eggs in the fridge because you'd also want to be holding the stable end of the carton and not the empty side.

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[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

I do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.

[–] bejean@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

I do this too for weight distribution, but I don't make sure it's symmetrical. I'm worried someone in my family will be surprised by the uneven weight of the carton when they pull it off the shelf and drop it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

now kick your egg balancing autism into high gear to start balancing electrons on atoms to discover new elements.

or balance the number of molecules to create a new type of crystal that cures cancer.

or...you get the picture.

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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 2 days ago

I think with this carton you can get a weight-balanced arrangement for any number of eggs except one and seventeen. So whatever you do at the start and end of the carton, it better involve at least two eggs

[–] sep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This is the way!

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 5 points 12 hours ago

There's another way to egg?

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'm positive there is a correlation between ocd and autism. This seems like it's hinting at a more ocd thing. Still it's not entirely irrational itself.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ngl I'm too lazy to do this and just take eggs out from right to left. I always put the carton back in the fridge the same way so the weight is always on the end I grab.

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[–] Shamber@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

Balance is everything, I don't want the carton to flip on me cause the eggs are placed randomly

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

not autistic but I picked up a very unbalanced egg carton once and realized we shouldn't have unbalanced egg cartons. it's just sensible.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

When it must be inbalanced due to the number of eggs, as long as the extra weight is towards the hinge then it retains the safety benefits of being balanced.

Since I get eggs while holding the carton I tend to take from the 'outside' row first, starting at the ends, and work my way into the center by the hinge. This puts the weight in the hand I'm using to hold the carton and works well even for 18 and 24 count cartons. If I set the carton down before yoinking eggs, I would go for more balance.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How are you going to rearrange the eggs when you take out the next egg?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

you take out another egg

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

2 is a prime. I think you meant odd.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago

Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Always removed in two, there are. No more. No less.

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T'was the tism m'lord

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I usually create checkered patterns to keep a consistent weight balance and keep box strength strength against external force evenly spread.

[–] snf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I guess a three-egg omelette is out of the question then

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Symmeggrical

[–] ModestCrab@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

Huh, maybe I should give it a try…..

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whoa look at Mr moneybags here, flexing with an 18 eggs container

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Per egg it is cheaper than buying the dozen.

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[–] SaintOwlPizza25@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I remember my sister dropping the last of the eggs casue one side was heavy. She was so upset.

Why do this.

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