If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it'd just be slurs

Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we're too random to to be lame!

I think you mean to say:

"Chat, is this generation COOKED?"

How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?

Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha

Story time! When I was in high school (~1998/99) a group of kids decided to start a “gang.” I went to a small Baptist school. Kids were bored. This was maybe second period. They called their gang the “Yo’s.” Saying “Yo” was pretty much the extent of their gang. By lunchtime a group of us got annoyed and decided to start a rival gang called the “No’s.” The Bloods to the Yo’s Crips. The sign you were a No was you grabbed a brown paper towel from the bathroom and wore it hanging from your back pocket.

Anyway, just before dismissal everyone was called into an assembly and given a lecture on gangs and told that anyone wearing a brown paper towel would receive a detention. I am still amused at how seriously our administration took this obviously stupid and juvenile joke.

Ohio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.

What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?

"Animal noises" is very broad. Furry persecution. :(

The fact that they lose "LiveSchool points", whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don't know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.

As always, the best way to get kids to stop using these words is to use them yourself. Use the ancient cringe-power to disarm the youth 🦹🔥

The best way to make sure everyone is saying those words is to ban them lol

What did Emma do?

I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.

By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.

There was a shirt, it was Mario + Mushroom = Big Mario. Our administration thought this was a drug reference. Some nerdy kid would wear the shirt and about half way through the day they would be wearing it inside out.

As an elder gen Z I can assure you that the list of banned things in my class circa 2015 was somehow worse. Just off the top of my head.

SpongeBob laugh

WW2 Propaganda (Just cause it's historical doesn't make it not pornography vaultdweller013)

Any discussion of the killdozer

Bulldozer noises

Tank noises (You will all make annoying lawyers)

Kazoos are not longer allowed

Compressed air canisters are banned especially if you have a whistle and duck tape

Arma is not allowed to be watched on computer property

Soviet national anthem

Russian national anthem

State anthem of Mississippi

Djibouti National anthem

Sakkinarven Polka

Those are just the ones I remember, I am the direct source of at least half of them.

Not to be confused with band words:

1. practice
2. scales
3. tuner
4. first chair
5. recital
6. solo
7. clarinet
8. John Philip Souza
9. hot cross buns
10. tuba
11. bassoon
12. glockenspiel

Chat, we are so cooked. Diddy hit me with stage 5 LIGMA in Ohio.🥀 I tried to tell the huzz, but I had massive beta energy 🪫🥶 and just stood there like goofy ahh broke boy NPC.🧍No mames! 😫

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.

Lmao Emma only cannot say Tweaking.

I know most of them but... What's ligma?

This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)

fuck you emma!

Sorry but "any combination of 'tuah' and 'hawk'" has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.

Like she'll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like "Cactuah"

What's Ligma?

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, "I don't want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time" and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

I can't believe they really called out Emma like that lol

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

Ohio gozaimasu.

They took away our pogs.

If that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.

But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.

I wonder what Emma did there....

There was no list of banned words in my schools. Common sense was enough. Kids do understand common sense.

Anime words? Like all words ever spoken in animation?