Syltti

joined 2 years ago
[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If they're like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.

... At least, I hope that's what they're doing...

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Everyone has to start somewhere. Usually not with the voices, but...

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pitchford never looked great to begin with. This is on-brand for him.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Whelp, chat, I'm officially mentally damaged.

My eyes, immediately, locked on to "whale sperm." It's over for me.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that's up to the people.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You got the sauce?

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Always have been.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Mice are just new friends, chief.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Shun the light. Embrace the darkness.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn't be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it's fine to try and convince people to use your/your company's software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.

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