Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.
Syltti
Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.
Everyone has to start somewhere. Usually not with the voices, but...
Pitchford never looked great to begin with. This is on-brand for him.
Whelp, chat, I'm officially mentally damaged.
My eyes, immediately, locked on to "whale sperm." It's over for me.
The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that's up to the people.
You got the sauce?
Always have been.
Mice are just new friends, chief.
Shun the light. Embrace the darkness.
I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn't be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it's fine to try and convince people to use your/your company's software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.
If they're like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.
... At least, I hope that's what they're doing...