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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 170 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Absolutely unhinged. Nobody would have believed this “tweet” even 1 year ago, and now this is the new normal

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1 year ago? How about 5 years ago?

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Honestly, even then. 45 was always unhinged but 47 has really lowered the bar more than was ever thought possible.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I mean if he was unhinged but was making your lifes better I would understand but the guy doesn't even care and it's making your lifes worst. I'm I crazy to think that american are crazy to vote for him, or is he making your lifes better in any way?

Not a critic, just really want to understand

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He is making the lives of women and minorities worse; that's what Republicans voted for

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN

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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 127 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like he's campaigning for the liberals. Almost no one in Canada wants to hear this and I bet they will vote against whatever they see as aligned with this.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This stuff is first and foremost meant for the eyes of his supporters

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 119 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can’t give you Reddit gold, so i present Lemmy Juicebox🧃, the highest honor that one can bestow upon a comment or post on Lemmy

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like this way more.

Awwww man! I accidentally squeezed the box while inserting the straw and now it looks like I peed!

Also, I peed.

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I encourage Canadian conservative voters to write in Trump's name on their ballot

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 15 points 18 hours ago

LOL some smooth brains no doubt will. Will be counted as spoiled ballots.

[–] edg@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elect someone who isn't even running, a very likely outcome

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 day ago

Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump's America. He'll absolutely sell us out.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Man, the dumbest thing about this nonsense is repeating that Canada will only be one state. It's already broken into provinces, dickhead, at least make a better offer than two senators.

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[–] Microw@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And America will pay for it!

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago

Fuck you and die, cheeto

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 38 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Hypothetically, if canada becomes a state, would they flip our house of representatives blue? I guess more likely they'll become like puerto rico or guam or something.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Population wise it’s like adding another California

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[–] AtomicPinecone@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 hours ago

I guess more likely they’ll become like puerto rico or guam or something.

This is what you need to keep foremost in your mind. There is no conceivable reality in which the US conquers (yes conquers, they can call it annexation all they want but at the end of the day Trump wants a conquest to his name) Canada and gives any semblance of voting or personal rights to Canadians. Hell, even if Canada was somehow persuaded into voluntarily joining the US, this regime would never, ever honour any kind of arrangement that gave Canadians a fair deal. They are fascist bullies, as close to actual evil as we've seen in North America in a very long time, and they have no interest in any sort of fair bargain.

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astonishing it's not satire

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn't. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I like how he wants Canada as one state. Keeping the Provinces split would push the Senate to the left for quite some time.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you assume elections will keep happening.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They likely will, in a similar fashion to how NK , or russia, or China does it

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 32 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

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Will. Never. Happen.

Canadians will literally die before living for a milisecond as Americans.

And - this is a declaration of war by the US president. Cause it would take a military invasion to violently turn Canadians into Americans.

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

It has long been the case, that if you confuse a Canadian for an American they are offended, but if you confuse an American for a Canadian they don’t mind.

[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm unironically in favor of border abolition

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 1 day ago (8 children)

right. smash Canada and the USA. no borders, no nations.

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 30 points 22 hours ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is he that dumb or does he just want the other guy to win? I'm pretty sure even he knows that this bullshit is why the other guy now has a chance.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The guy is ranting about a criminal investigation into why his polling numbers are so low. He's quite literally a demented old man. I think he really isn't rational enough to see that that he is harming the man he wants to win.

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is the distraction you’re meant to be paying attention to- watch his other hand, that’s where the damage is going to come from.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't need distractions anymore. He can do as he please, and he knows it. This is just him enjoying himself.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

Day 1, deport Canadians.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

"increase your military power for free"... what's the portion of the federal budget that is allocated to defense again ?

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler's tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 17 hours ago

FYI, this is unpopular among Canadian voters. Conservative underdog, tries to deny being a lapdog, or supporting the idea, but this unfiltered BS doesn't help him. It's just a sign that Trump is completely out of control surrounded only by people who must restrain themselves on pushback to only far stupider things he might say.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 11 points 2 hours ago

America has not been subsidizing Canada. Canada has been subsidizing the US.

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