This dude is awesome.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.
And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"
The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve
The Easter Buddy.
In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.
Thought you were joking
"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."
Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana
So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.
A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)
Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.
Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.
the weedster bunny
Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA
Real political material
How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol
The weed fairy is real!
On-on
In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood
free my boy he did nothing wrong
Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.
That's Chad shit
Why are the police looking for him?
Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?
This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?
That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.
local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across
Real eggs are expensive.
Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.
yoshi's time to shine
I was getting 500 errors on the url, but this link seems to be working.