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This year's christmas is going to be 25/25/25.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 131 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cool, on earth its on 25/12/25.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is that yy/mm/dd or dd/mm/yy?

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am stoopped Amerikkkan. Only lern 12 munth in skool. Wut naym of munth 25?

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Deezmember

Gottem!

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

is it bad i actually believed this for a second

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did too until I looked into the comments 😭

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Lousy smarch weather

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can do anything you want to, if you're willing to accept the consequences.

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

well i’m gonna decline the consequences, and then do anything i want to anyways!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to say 'if you're dumb enough' but went with the bigger word instead.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When the pot hits just right

It makes such a lovely CLANG, you just got get another hit...

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't wait for the year 2100 when we will have the awesome date of 00/00/00

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is no 00/00/00, there is only 1/1/0.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Check again...

AAAGH! Y2.1K!

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Quality shitpost

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Are you okay

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the year twenty-five, twenty-five, twenty-five.

Although this year might feel like it has 25 months actually.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

You mean we’re not on month 9 already?

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Big if true

You want another try?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Too early in the morning for this...

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's because the year feels twice as long

[–] hopeleft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Real eyes realise real lies

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Last year was 24/12/24 (the day Christmas is celebrated in many countries), which was kinda satisfying, but it was the worst Christmas of my life... (so far).

[–] BULAJI@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago