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[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Achilles last stand - in my ass

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow is the color of her eyes in my ass

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cold Cold Cold... in my ass

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

... in my ass?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful things in my ass

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Night and happiness in my ass

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Set my soul on fire in my ass

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

30 in my ass...

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Brick house

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Plc.4 Mie Hæd in my ass.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You're Not Evil in my ass

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My Shit’s Fucked Up In My Ass.

No, I’m not kidding.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not like us in my ass

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Skyscrapers in My Ass

by Ok Go

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Currently listening to a song titled Love-Hate-Sex-Pain so I think that’s an appropriate coincidence

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

El Paso in my ass

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Candles in my ass

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Starman in my ass

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Good night moon in my ass

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"On My Own In My Ass"

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

For the Guard in my ass

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Spike Island in my arse ooooof

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

A Christmas Fucking Miracle in My Ass

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Jazz Noir: Midnight Jazz In My Ass

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The middle in my ass

Maybe "The middle of my ass" would flow better

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

feel so low in my ass

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Other drugs in my ass

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

something about dynomite

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Highway to Hell in my ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Move to San Francisco in my ass

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

piano cover of a billie eilish song in my ass. okay

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