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[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Chemistry in my ass.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

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[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Gun in my ass

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Honey, open that door in my ass

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 months ago

Stay (by Fisher) in My Ass

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

something about dynomite

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Hypa Hypa in my ass

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

The California High Speed Rail Songin my ass.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Crest of the wave in my ass

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Nevertheless in my ass

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] CutekittyAlexa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

When I grow up, in my ass

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Deficit in my ass

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse

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