this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
357 points (87.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32362 readers
2945 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 4) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

My home, my grave in my ass

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 2 months ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] uncurable_utopia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station..

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

The Shapest Lives In My Ass

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ode to the Mets in my ass

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Planetarium in my ass

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

In the name of tragedy......in my ass

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Fire and Rain in my ass

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Over and over again

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't stay in my ass.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dust in the wind in my ass

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Dreaming in my ass" - I think I'll pass.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

The coyote & the cowboy....

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Teeth in my ass

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the mrmrs in my ass

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Gun in my ass

[–] dorcas_gustine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Six different ways (in my ass) - the cure

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Caffeine in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 2 months ago

We are the Foolish in my ass

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Grand Theft Ecstasy in my ass.

🤔

Ok, anyone wanna interpret that?

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Jupiter in my ass

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now still waters in my ass

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The pot in my ass

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›