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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The same people made a 500-cigarette version because of that Orville meme.

[–] NotMVD@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'm getting cancer just looking at it

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

For anyone that wants to see a 500 cigarette smoking machine in action

https://youtu.be/PKgash_QfN4

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

20 cigarettes is healthier than 500 cigarettes, so I'm going to use that and be healthy.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love how quickly that escalated. Bortus has one cigarette, shares it with Klyden who loves it. They go from 1 to 500 in a literal instant.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

The only way to optimize your intake.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

With how expensive cigs are, what a shitty invention. The cig is a break in the moment. A chance to turn off the clock, go outside, look at the trees and nature. Then toss that bitch on the ground to last at least 400 years in the environment.

Earth, you don't have to be crazy to live here. But it helps.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

some brands still have cotton filters and actually do biodegrade…
they’re still poisonous to fish and birds and toddlers… but won’t last as long.
….
but, like i always say, smoking a cigarette through a filter is like sucking dick through a sweater….

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Came to the comments just for this, was not disappointed

[–] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago
[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

500kg of weed, "toxic fumes", one person got so fucked up they sat down for a bit of tea 😂

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

20 cigars seems a bit much

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Ceci n'est pas un cigar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

20 cigar adapter

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're inhaling a cigar, you have no idea what you're doing...

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What you'd be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, that is not even related to snobbery, I'm pointing out a common misconception! Unlike cigarettes/vapes/THC/etc, tobacco pipes and cigars are literally not meant to be inhaled. Plus, the thick smoke is unfiltered, so it's even worse for you than cigarettes...

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're doing great, keep it up. I love the "it's not even" touch 10/10.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it was profitable to build pyramids there'd be one on every corner.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

They were basically just busy work during the cold seasons anyways.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wow! The tick! I haven't seen this cartoon since the 90s, but this is still top of my mind knowledge. I really enjoyed the Amazon live action show too! Sad it got canceled.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We also do still build some pretty wonderous things. Just saw a picture the other day in, iirc, China. A high rise or skyscraper, that looked as tho it had been unzipped from the top through about half way down.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Well then I feel a little silly. But yea my point stands.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

lung cancer speedrun any%

[–] Winterfrost@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

I need the European Pall Mall adapter that has 21 slots for the whole pack.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

In this economy?