this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
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What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake
Upvote everything!
l'art pour l'art
The wefwef app has a Reddit-style post/comment score in my profile though, and I have been wondering about where it pulls those numbers from if it's true that Lemmy itself does not (usually) keep a sum of those scores?
this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy
Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.
To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.
I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.
Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.
So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.
If you're missing the UK type it's sold overseas as Heinz English Recipe baked beans. I checked the difference in ingredients. The English ones have extra salt and sugar.
If nothing else you struck my curiosity.
Lemme upvote this, since lemmy will upvote everything.
multiculturalism
Would you call it a melting pot of cultures?
We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.
Or is it bean generation?
I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.
Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!
As a white person I must upvote the beans.
I was here.
Ahh… the good ol’ days.
My top three flavors of beans:
- Baked
- Refried
- Fucking
uwu daddy, pass the fucking beans, please
Rather just have one big bean
In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.
I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.
Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.
You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂
You want upvote, you get upvote. Now, would you like updog?
Big if true
Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!
Heinz beans is good 😋.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans with every meal
Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that
Branson or go home
I hear they're a magical fruit.
I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
Liar. These beans aren't fucking.
How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?
Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!
Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
Bean there, done that!
Mmm theater food
That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.
"Don't upvote this!"
25.6k upvotes
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omfg to the moon
いいね
This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.
It's bean nice being in this community.
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