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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

They often do. Apparently if you're a man in a heterosexual relationship, you're supposed to just take your partner for granted and not do anything to increase her pleasure, otherwise you're a dirty commie.

Not the approach I personally prefer, I don't want to be wondering "Hmm, is she with someone who does more for her right now?" when she's out running errands. But I guess rightwingers do have this strange cuckolding obsession, why else do they always mention it?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always suspect the frog people website is behind it when absurd stuff like this comes out.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually miss when the internet was more simple like that and 4chan was just goofing on confused boomers, but with how the internet is now and actual governments and corporations paying people to sow chaos, it isnt so fun anymore.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah.... corporations ruined the internet.

[–] mcange@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

[–] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

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[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.

[–] head_socj@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cuz happiness is a sin, it even has the word penis in it - phonetically, anyway.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It's a sign of power and prestige.

Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don't sleep on it.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"

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idk this is why im asexual.

I'm just better than everybody

/s obviously, unless you agree with me lmao.

[–] samuelazers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

r/deadbedrooms ~~(nvm, i dont know how it works on this site)~~

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Raw fucking has a calming effect confirmed.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

[–] DimFisher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?

Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)

A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)

They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

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