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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 132 points 3 months ago (3 children)

From the US Department of Justice:

Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.

So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

It's a religion

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely a sexual orientation

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 months ago

Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??

[–] psvrh@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I ws going to say "Cybertruck owner" and "Elon stan" aren't protected classes, but you make a good point.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

They have been collectively working very hard to reclaim the word 'retard', otherwise why use it so much?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 76 points 3 months ago

He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We're being harassed for having common sense

There's a lot to unpack here.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

"It's just (race) science!"

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yup.

as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

let's say I hypothetically sprayed these down with salt water

I know they used to have issues with surface rust, do they still have that?

[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bleach also makes a very good oxidizing agent.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Hydrogen peroxide works pretty well. Especially the high concentration stuff they sell for hydroponics.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hypothetically are you going to carry salt water e everywhere with you? Seriously?

Ita so much easier to carry small sachets of salt in tour pocket and way more discreet to tear open, pour into your palm and just accidentally put it all over the car as you walk past.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just pour it into your pocket. It's an upgrade on pocket sand in any situation where you are dry. Sucks in the rain.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Sha-sha-SHA!

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember, folks. Black bloc is your friend.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Vandalizing Swasticars en masse may not just be a fever dream anymore.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago

They genuinely don't understand hatred and how it manifests in the world.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

Conservatives are always talking about being "Alpha Males" and the first thing they do here is cry to Daddy Musk that people are being mean to them and can't Daddy punish all the meanies for them?

[–] Lvdwsn@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anybody have a link where I can buy those stickers? So I can keep them in a drawer safe and sound, of course.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I too have a very empty drawer.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

good on you! making sure they dont fall into the wrong hands, i assume

[–] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

These people are so stuck in their world holy shit. Do they really not see why people hate Elon???

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Same crybabies that vandalized private property with those dipshit I did that stickers.

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why does someone mention common sense in the thread ;) ?

[–] whygohomie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

"WELL I HATED IT!!!"

This is Michael Scott in real life. It's pretty much a lock that, though his fancy financial footwork, he also finds himself tremendously in debt on the truck.

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[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

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