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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that's how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

socks? and where are the slippers? or do you keep your fridge in the living room?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Tried”? She missed somehow?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She was stopped.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

With a saving throw?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fridge was a low-rider.

[–] Heathcliff@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I hate it when the ice bounces back.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is my cats job. If he hears an ice cube fall he will run in, find it, and start batting it around the floor. Within seconds it's under the fridge.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have two cats and one of them can play with a toy reliably for whole minutes at a time without losing it under a piece of furniture, the other one, instantly pushes it under the sofa. Why?

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

To watch you fish it out for them

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have it on have but some theorize it's to recreate the endorphin rush they get when you play with them and it's momentarily out of sight. Having to find it is part of the fun; of course, they're unable to find it, now…

Dunno how universally that's held but I did read it, one time.