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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don't think even Messi could kick them up there.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So there's these things halfway up your legs and they're called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.