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As a teen nieghbor had a girl stay over the summer. We hung out on her enclosed porch in lawn chairs.
Her: wanna give me head?
Me: sure.
Her: I'm not wearing panties. (Wearing a short skin tight dress)
Me: (causally lifts her leg up and start)
After a bit.
Her: Got a condom?
We fucked right there. Even did doggy with her at the window. We hooked up a few more times after that. Yeah that was a fun summer.
I personally don't use pick up lines.
As a teenager on a bus ride I was talking to a guy friend about talking to girls and pickup lines.
Saw two girls at the front of the bus. They hugged and one got off. I said something along the lines of "dude just go for it. You miss all the shots you don't take"
So as a demonstration I walked up to the girl and said "hey, are you up for chatting a bit?" Then I sat two seats away and we talked for 10-15 minutes until she got off. Turns out her friend was moving away and she was saying farewell. I didn't try to get a number and wished her well.
Sat back with my boy and he asked "how did you do that? What line did you use?"
I told him I didn't use a line. Just asked if we could chat and we talked. I listened and had a conversation.
Thats worked several times for me. No pickup lines. Just strike up a conversation with a relevant topic or complement.
Last time was at the beach. I just walked up to two women and asked about thier beach umbrella.
Being me I would've been like "yo that's a nice umbrella" and then walk away. How did you strike up that conversation?
I asked them where they got the thing to hold the umbrella straight up and transitioned to sharing struggles of beach gear. It was a bit humor with me chasing an umbrella tossed by the wind. Then books since they had some and a few other things.
Then pee pee in va jay jay