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FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
(www.mprnews.org)
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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How scary that must've been for him to be stuck in someone's vehicle not sure where they're going and to be in fear he was being abducted! Terrifying! I can't believe anyone would do that.
Anyway, how about them $SPORTSBALL-TEAM?
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
the thing about arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.
Sweet irony. Please, give this "man and woman" a medal. Love and kisses.
And I hope the police welcomed the DHS agent appropriately. Maybe put him in a cell, for his own safety of course. Until matters are resolved. Like, who actually assaulted who.
I guess its like a rubix cube for them.
"threatened to crash the car"? Dude was breaking the cardinal rule of being a passenger in a vehicle--"don't distract the driver". That's dangerous and one of the potential natural consequences is crashing the car.
Sauce for the goose