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FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle (www.mprnews.org)

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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The HSI agent tried to put the Jeep in park, but Frazier continually pushed his hand away, allegedly threatened to crash the car and said that they were taking him to a police station.

I guess its like a rubix cube for them.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 hours ago

"threatened to crash the car"? Dude was breaking the cardinal rule of being a passenger in a vehicle--"don't distract the driver". That's dangerous and one of the potential natural consequences is crashing the car.