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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 113 points 1 day ago (3 children)

or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

You apparently have no idea the dick's talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about "tucking" it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I'm glad to learn that mine lacks that talent. I never even knew that was a thing.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it's pretty nasty.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 hours ago

Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you've lived with that couldn't get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I'm sorry, I guess?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

Use a hand to bend it down.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

clean your toilet mr long schlong

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 1 day ago

Growers win again

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

If he chops it off he'll have to sit down anyway, so yeah...