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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it's pretty nasty.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

Back when I could consistently roll my foreskin back, aiming from standing was the cleaner option. I have no idea what animals you've lived with that couldn't get their pee in the bowl consistently, but I'm sorry, I guess?