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[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.

[โ€“] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?