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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 159 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

"She fucked so many guys"

Uh...okay?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 137 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I think they’re trying to say that he doesn’t even feel like her backup, he’s her backup x times removed. Which kinda undercuts his point a bit, but does set the stage for a complete removal of attraction and the very particular manic ending they wrote for their story

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 61 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

There's something insulting about being the one she wants to settle down with after a bunch of flings etc.

When's my turn to have fun?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 29 points 20 hours ago

Nobody wanted to have fun with me.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They were stopping themselves

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 16 hours ago

It be true, I do stop myself

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Why are you being charitable to a greentext poster lmfao. It's like when the skinhead starts saying dogwhistles and someone is like "well maybe he doesn't know it's a dog whistle".

Idk man, maybe you've not been exposed to enough 4chan.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

sure, let's just assume malice or ill intent whenever possible, and forget about any empathy or sympathy.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bro. We are talking about a 4chan greentext poster. What more do you want me to fucking say? Are you joking?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

i'm just tired of internet toxicity tbh. Not as in "Oh no, they laugh about Kirk's assasination", mind you, that shit is actually hillarious, neither i care about anyone's political oriantation as long as they're a decent human being. I'm talking about this unprompted toxic bullshit like "oh, they're using this site, they must be a jerk!". That's literally the same rhetoric that politicians use to create "us vs them" narrative, except they do it on another basis like nationality or whatever.

Did your day go so wrong that you need to let it all out somehow, but this is the only way you found? Genuinely asking btw

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

btw, just so you know, thanks to some particularily heated instances over here, i've seen people with opinion just like yours but about the fediverse.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Let's not act like 4chan has ever been anything but a infamous shithole that attracts shitheads. It has the worst possible reputation: it doesn't attract good people. Sorry. You sound delightful, tho, all your pettiness and pretentiousness aside.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

so? Is this enough of a reason to spread it further? "Shitheads" aren't exclusive to 4chan, and you're microscopically close to being the live demonstration of this fect.

I asked you if anything is wrong, because unlike you i don't want to fall into attribution bias and call someone a bad person simply because they behave like a jerk, everyone has bad days. Yet, you insist on keeying your way of thought, which is actually shitty and loathsome.

I hope you exert this behaviour because you're just a spoiled edgy child, and not because you're so utterly fucked up by life that you actually became this hateful and bitter.

please don't be like this and take care <3

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I just don't even know what to say to you. Do you understand that you are being the shithead? You're actively insulting me while all I'm pointing out is that incel-adjacent language being used in a notorious incel/extremist breeding ground is highly suspect? Jesus. Reread your post and realize that you are massively projecting onto me.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just don't even know what to say to you. Do you understand that you are being the shithead?

Going to chime in here to say you're definitely the shithead here.

Are you're one of the people that came to the fediverse because your Reddit account was banned?

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

Why are you trying to insult me and argue with me further?

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -5 points 11 hours ago

Just remembered I can block people :) have fun spreading positivity! I'm sure sometimes you actually do that.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world -5 points 12 hours ago

Incredibly toxic post btw.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Idk man, maybe you've not been exposed to enough 4chan.

Or maybe he has experienced enough 4chan to the point where he realises those hidden meanings.

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 0 points 14 hours ago

??? 😭 we just out here defending incel-adjacent language being used on 4chan?

[–] Comrade_Spood@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 10 points 11 hours ago

That's how you know its full of incel energy.