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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've tried carrying a hole around in a bag but the darn thing always seems to get lost when it comes time to use it.

[–] exu@feditown.com 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You should get a bag of holding

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Portal gun?

Just be mindful of where the exit is.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

If you get a hold of such a bag, one with a whole hole in its hold, whatever you do, don't place a whole other bag of holing with a hole in it, inside it.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DO NOT use a bag of holding for this, you will regret it.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, you gotta get the bag of holeding instead

[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Or a bag of whole dung

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

bag of hole dig

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

The thought of turning a bag of holding inside out to dump out its contents when it was used exclusively as a toilet is horrifying

[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You need a bag of whole dung, not a bag of holding!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Lemmy switcharoo? Rare find!

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You obviously have to plant it in the ground first, silly!

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Be careful which hole you do this with. Some are invasive and it can wreak havoc on your environment.

[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Rookie mistake. You have to be sure to use the whole bag. Anything less won't work.

I pack gallon bags in my back-country camping kit so logistics may be a challenge. Could leave the tent and sleeping bag behind in order to fit a sufficient volume of fiber and make it work though. Thanks for the tip!

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Wait .. we're not carrying around our bag in our hole now? Am I doing this wrong?