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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 days ago (12 children)

c’est parce que lemmy.world (et la plupart des instances) est anglophone, donc a un biais américain/britannique

moi je propose que tout le monde parle dans sa langue maternelle, pis de toute façon les logiciels de traduction sont rendus assez bon on va pouvoir se comprendre quand même

(/j)

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

You joke, but I would welcome this.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Amigo, a tu español le falta mas práctica. Muy apenas se te entiende.

/s

[–] dsilverz@calckey.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

@InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world @carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Pois é, o bagulho tá mó difícil de entender, o pessoal parece que não desembucha na hora de prosear 😅

/s

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

¿Se les quemó la lengua a los dos?

/s

[–] eta@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

French just has a certain... Je ne sais quoi

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Je suis un oncle d'un singe.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

35-years out of French class and I parsed most of that!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

ilo pi ante toki li ken ala ante e toki pona. mi toki e toki ni la seme?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

américain/britannique

C'est compréhensible et logique, bien sûr, mais <<américain/britannique>> est douloureux à voir en tant que Britannique.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Je voudrais voir francophone « content », où sont le content francophone?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Ils sont à jlai.lu.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Opino lo mismo. Que le sufran un tantito como nos tocó sufrirle alguna vez antes de aprender inglés. 🤭

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Je m'en fous

Ashamed American here and I assume your comment was in French, and those are the only two things I have even the vaguest clue how to pronounce in French (but I had to look up the spelling!)

Funny enough, as you suggested, I popped your text into a translator after typing out the above and using my limited second language knowledge, and it turns out, I managed to get the general gist of it without the help of a translator!

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Gute Idee. Machen wa so.

Ich hatte einige Jahre Französisch und hab sogar ungefähr gecheckt was du meinst, geil.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Right. For example my browser did a perfectly cromulent job of translating what you just wrote into a language I can read …… unless you weren’t talking about a plot to take over the world