The vet classified him as a Minuet
Huh... WTF is a Minuet?
The Minuet (also known as the Napoleon) is a hybrid mix of Persian and Munchkin cat breeds.
Oh WTF???!!!
So it's a cross between two breeds that, ethically, I really don't think should even exist. I'd have to dig a bit, but I'd be shocked if there's not breeders specifically breeding both of those for blue eyes, so it sadly almost makes more sense now.
Wow! I live in a state that requires rabies vaccinations, so I had no clue that it wasn't actually required in other states!