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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The future: we have replaced the microplastic in our blood with microcontrollers

[–] dch82@piefed.social 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And each of them is powerful enough to run Doom

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] geomela@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So right at the end?

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So you are saying once it gets into your bloodstream you are doomed?

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

in every meaning of the word

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I live in Denmark, work in a location with about 120 people. Two of them believe this, and there is a third one who's a massive Trump fan. I try to not interact with them.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure they have interesting things to say about the covid vaccines.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 8 points 18 hours ago

about ~~the covid~~ vaccines.

There, all fixed now.

[–] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And the microcontrollers to control the microplastics.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the microcontrollers will be charged by mitochondria.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

The powerhouse of the cell??

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would you like gray goo with that?

[–] HiTekRedNek@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes please. Can't be much worse than what we have now.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 22 hours ago

At what point do we become Borg

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and it has started already! didn't you hear about the covid vaccine!!!

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You guys are so out of the loop! RFK Jr has known about this and has been speaking about it since at least 2001 when he had that brain worm removed.