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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 217 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

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seriously who touches others food to flirt?!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 108 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Flirty people in movies.

Real people in relationships.

Weirdos who deserve to have their reheated fast food burger smashed.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's one of those things that works in movies because it's something you can get away with if you're incredibly attractive. There's a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it's something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But those girls are licking their OWN food off their fingers, not pasta sauce from sticking their hand into a co-worker's spaghetti! Even within an intimate relationship grabbing the other person's food isn't appropriate without consent.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

They'd agreed to share the plate. And they had the grace to blush when they realized it was the same spaghetto

[–] logi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Just acknowledging the correct singular and spelling of spaghetti.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

LOL my partner is a germaphobe and would be very upset if I touched his food. I'll cook it, sure, but I sure as fuck wouldn't poke his food with my bare hands randomly at dinner.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn’t flirting, but this ADHD positive girl I was crushing on(and was crushing on me) once absentmindedly stuck the tip of her finger in a full glass of water in front of her to ask whose it was and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there.

Now, that was an accident born of silly brain vs purposefully fucking with someone’s food so I understand the difference, but I really like my story so…

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to start doing this now. Total power move.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 20 hours ago

Have to lick your finger first, like you're checking the wind direction.

[–] SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

"In front of my salad!?"

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 20 hours ago

i only hear the asmr version

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago