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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Both movies were loved by their target demographic: children

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago

What, they dont make every movie for aging millennials to monetize their nostalgia? I call bullshit, see marvel.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

My kids didn’t like it because there wasn’t enough Minecraft in it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who didn't like the new Mario movie for the same reason.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

it was fine. it checked the boxes and the kids loved it

as a family friendly movie, it's a good one for everyone

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thunderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

See also: the Beastie Boys bullshit in JJ-Trek.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, I think the issue here is that Mario is for plebians. I don't know any "real" gamers who would answer a Mario game as their favorite game. Hell they likely wouldn't be naming a platform game period. Why wouldn't they throw in a song like that? Mario is fun for everyone, and it's one of the video games that isn't niche, has little to no barrier to entry and is just goofy and fun. Why wouldn't the movie just be goofy and fun?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There are plenty of gamers who love Mario games, and there’s a huge depth of lore and music and characters they could have drawn from to make it

By using generic songs it became a movie that had a Mario skin on it.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Ok but which mario do you prefer? The new one or the 90s Mario Brothers?

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

I do a movie night once a year and every year we do a different theme. Sometimes it's a pretty normal and straightforward theme, the first year or two I did it was Robert Rodriguez movies (this party is nominally a Cinco de Mayo part) but we quickly ran out of those, so we pick a random theme every year

One year the theme ended up being "movies that got a better "remake'" (we watched the worse versions)

I believe that theme was 2023, it's been a wild fucking 2 years so I can't remember all of the movies we watched, we usually manage to squeeze in about 3

But I remember David Lynch's dune was on the list, as was the Super Mario Bros movie. None of us had actually seen the new Mario movie, so we just kind of took it on faith that it had to be better.

If I had a point to this story, I've long since forgotten what it was, but I've typed it out and I'm gonna post it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

The 90s one at least has some creativity and is hilarious for the fact it is nothing at all like the games.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Hmm, I wonder if they kept the story and actor voices but CGI'D it... nah that couldnt possibly.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The trouble with something like that is we already have the 90s Mario movie, and the actors' performances (visual as well as voice) and the delightfully bonkers direction and production design are the best things about it. There'd be absolutely no benefit to throwing everything but the soundtrack out and redoing it line-by-prerecorded-line as a cartoon, when if you want a Mario cartoon which looks like the games you can more easily just make a new cartoon (which is what they did.)

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm curious why you watched it

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.