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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 136 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm from Ukraine but Russian is my native language.

No, it isn't so. Doesn't even look like a very bad translation. Just no.

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Why are you leaving us hanging? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

What would be a more accurate phrase?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 111 points 1 day ago

┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ) I can't afford a new table dude

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nothing. There isn't any idiom for that.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

You don’t a single idiom for “mind your own business”? Wild, but ok.

[–] nawa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well there is the "not your doggy business" (as in, you're the dog/bitch, and this is not your fucking business), but it's rarely used now and it's also not super special

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or just "Not your business", when not being rude.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That will teach them

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might I suggest: Tebya ne trakhnut, tak chto ne verti zadnitsey

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do I need to flip another table and make @Lazycog@sopuli.xyz sad or are you gonna tell us what that would roughly translate to?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to Google Translate, "You can't get fucked, so don't shake your ass"

[–] brrt@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Uh… theyarethesamepicture.jpg

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

Не твоё дело (literally translated to "not your business/deal")

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"Не лезь"

Means: Don't crawl / don't break into this / mind your own business

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

French one is actually mostly correct, but the expression is not used that much

[–] claimsou@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I use it very often. It might be a region thing. I am from the north.

[–] emmanuelw@jlai.lu 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm from Lorraine; we use it quite often.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh putain gros un Lorrain comment qu'c'est gros ça geht’s mollllllllllllllll!

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh putain deux lorrains, comment qu'c'est les gros ?

[–] emmanuelw@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Ça gehts les gros ! Qui a une schmer ?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

hard to translate in English but in QC would you say "criss moi patience"

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I believe you but I like it so much that I'm gonna start using it anyway.