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[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jago@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, in Canada

This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, "does it exist elsewhere?"

Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.