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[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

[–] qupada@fedia.io 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Works for me. The sun can get fucked

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jago@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, in Canada

This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, "does it exist elsewhere?"

Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 6 points 21 hours ago

It's unlikely to be up to anywhere else's standards. I can't imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT's crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they'd find space for it either.