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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 1 day ago

Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you're famous just because you have a large meme collection but I'm fairly sure I've told you and why you said that, you ass

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 hours ago

Look, you're gonna have to face facts. People like you. Yes, your meme collection is great and mighty and powerful, but the fact that you collect all the memes that people love speaks to you. You saved those memes because you loved them, and then you selflessly decided to share them with a fledgling community to bring joy, and the people loved them. You bring joy. Santa doesn't make the toys, he delivers them. You're the lemming Santa. Stamta.

Also, you are literally famous. It might only be locally, but you are, factually, famous 'round these parts

[–] molten@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 1 points 20 hours ago

I can't help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

🍆 The audio was deleted?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

Superb, absolutely superb.