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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 80 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Think of the kids.

But don’t do anything.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 48 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"No kid should ever have to sleep on the streets, so we made it borderline impossible for them to physically do so. Hopefully their bootstraps figure out someplace they can sleep, because we sure as hell didn't. You're welcome."

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 44 minutes ago

It's more like "no kid should ever sleep on the streets so we provide them with shelter and support", but that doesn't make a good internet rant m

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the populous should have been more specific then

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I believe populace means the people, whereas populous is an adjective that's a synonym of crowded

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I suppose "populous" could be contextually nounified in niche circumstances.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Holy shit! There’s a bunch of poor homeless kids that are starving!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 0 points 12 hours ago

What?! Lemme get outraged and blame the parents, then post some Facebook comments about how outraged I am!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yep. This is what happens when you bleeding heart assholes stop the school shooters, bullying-to-suicide, and ecumenical rape. The whole ecosystem gets out of whack.

This year, we couldn't even find enough people to take all the hunting licenses.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's estimated that 20% (1 in 5) orphans go straight to being homeless at 18. Homelessness is becoming illegal. Banning abortions ups the number of orphans... Which ups the homeless population, which in turn will up the incarceration numbers.

Our plan to fix any of it? To make cuts to social services.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Eventually the homeless kids will go to jail and become ~~productive members of society~~ modern slave labor

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Right. It's just insane.

Obviously you need to ban abortion, but if you arent sacrificing those children to moloch, what is even the point of society?

Like, im all for cutting social services, but you need to follow it up with proper ritual! We aren't even sacrificing enough of the children we have on purpose, and we're just replacing them. Its a fucking insult.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The old yeet ze child into the flames so the crops would grow better.

It's a bold move cotton, how many babies/children to bring back the bee population do you think?

into the flames

Well, into the machine.

to bring back the bees

Dunno! Im mostly in this for the solitude filth and ugliness tbh, but im sure there's a number.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 0 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Your fascist anger nourishes me. Please, tell me more about how angry and miserable I make you.

I live for nothing else

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe if you owned a proper Ford F50000 Fleshreaper (BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD™) you would have your own tiny body count, instead of being high on train fumes all the time. Mwybe moloch would love you, then.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I can’t write a smarmy response to a comment that is legitimately fucking funny

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You do realize they’re joking right?