saltesc

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Not to be edgy, but being born.

Lots of bits and pieces behind that one. Lucky doesn't come close to describing it. "Inconceivable" is more literal.

Same goes for all of you lot too.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

When my niece was born, she fell asleep to Slayer in the car. Now she's 6 and know the Goreillaz catalogue better than I do, competes in Highland dancing, and is learning drums and violin.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Outside of work, I haven't relied on email in years. I have one account for my bank and stuff, but rarely look at it.

Not sure if your society still revolves around email, but I recommend doing the same thing if you can.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Wellp, time to get a new job.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think so. No one higher up quite understood the severity, even after the ransom event. I kind of established the impression that not-for-profit c-suites are full of the leftovers. If they were any good, they'd be elsewhere earning much more.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Last organisation I worked for—not for profit, health—had around 17,500 employees. One of the cybersecurity managers had every employees details and devices on a Google Sheet private account that anyone could see if they had the share URL.

Home addresses, phone numbers, MAC addresses, IMEIs, columns of PII....

I started getting all sorts of unsolicited contact and 2-step authentication alerts "randomly" after two months there and 8 months later rEvil successfully ransomwared for $3.4M.

So when I found this sheet and no one took it seriously, I declared an internal data breach, submitted it to the fed—as you legally must in this country—and shit hit the fan for that department.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

You got the rawdog, mate! Congo rats.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

What of any of that has to do with anything that's been said by anyone? What the fuck are you smoking? Are you hallucinating words and trying to communicate back?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I just think they're obsessed. Everything's gotta be about Trump.

Probably hides a photo of him under their pillow for those moments no one's looking.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

When a cheap shot is so bad it doesn't even have a connection.

"Some facts about Obama."

"You must like Trump!"

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I struggle to understand what modern insurance companies actually exist for, apart from money people donating money to them for nothing in return.

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