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Just imagine what the Seuss a who warship would look like...

My uncle's ex-wife would pour a bowl of frosted flakes, pour milk on it, put the bowl in the refrigerator, then eat it the next day.

I don't think that's why they got divorced, but I've always believed it was a contributing factor...

A friend of mine is a cop & a nice guy. I asked him why the hell he became a cop of all things & he said "this way, I know there's at least one cop in existence who's not a racist asshole."

I countered with "Oh, so you're just a regular asshole, then?" An he said "No sir; I am an ass hat. An asshole is an ass the whole time. If people are cool, I'm cool with them, but if someone wants to be an ass, I can put my ass hat on to match their energy."

I can respect that.

Have we reached the point where we have to explain to kids that this is where the "phone" icon comes from, like the floppy disk "save" icon?

We was singing songs 'n shit!

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

New weight loss trend!

Lots of people give a fuck about AI's energy usage, but the data centers are paying off the people that could do something about it.

As easy as it is to block & defederate, I doubt most lemmy users would see this stuff even it it existed here.

I laughed pretty hard when Christina Aguilara started calling herself Xtina

The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

(Emphasis mine)

Does this mean he's dead? Is it time for me to do a jig?